Saturday, April 11, 2009
I'm Glad No one actually reads this blog yet, or I'd look like a total flake
Yes, I know I said i'd get all this redisigned over a week ago and start making real posts, but life decided to kick my ass a bit in the schedualing department. TBA for when it's all ready to go
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Under Construction!
In less facetious news, sorry if the blog looks like unedited garbage, I haven't had much time to set everything up. That should change in a few days though.
T-Shirts Currently in Production
"Who let the Don's out?" T-shirts should be available by the end of the month. Cafepress charges and arm and a leg but it's worth it to have my glorious face across both your chest and back. I'll post pictures as soon as I can
First! Unless I make another post and you read that one first!
First thing's first:
I am neither female nor single. I just really love irony (and futurama; kudos to anyone who made that connection beforehand, although it's even more obscure if you don't already have Bender's voice singing it n your head all the time).
Back to more important matters (By the way, I have a bad habit of wanting to include lots of stuff in parenthesis, if it happens too often feel free too call me out on it), whats the point of this blog?
Honestly, as of right now, I have no fucking clue. I mean, I aspire for what all of us on the internet aspire for, which is to say thousands of dollars in advertising revenue and a legion of fans willing to buy my face on t-shirts with funny captions underneath such as "Who let the DON's out?". My name is Don by the way, but you can call me Dawn if you really wanna keep this female gamer facade going. Let the record show everyone who does that is hella weird though.
And while the title of this blog may have lied to you on the first two counts, I assure you I am a gamer, no matter how many Y chromosomes or girlfriends I have (currently a 1:1 ratio). So while I have no specific mission statement, there will be plenty of articles on gaming and tech and such. You've been warned, the phasers have been set to NERD.
Well, I think thats enough exposition for now, don't you think? I'll be back tommorow or the day after to make a more substantive post, probably a whole spiel on why the internet becomes totally useless on April 1st. Happy April Fools Day!
I am neither female nor single. I just really love irony (and futurama; kudos to anyone who made that connection beforehand, although it's even more obscure if you don't already have Bender's voice singing it n your head all the time).
Back to more important matters (By the way, I have a bad habit of wanting to include lots of stuff in parenthesis, if it happens too often feel free too call me out on it), whats the point of this blog?
Honestly, as of right now, I have no fucking clue. I mean, I aspire for what all of us on the internet aspire for, which is to say thousands of dollars in advertising revenue and a legion of fans willing to buy my face on t-shirts with funny captions underneath such as "Who let the DON's out?". My name is Don by the way, but you can call me Dawn if you really wanna keep this female gamer facade going. Let the record show everyone who does that is hella weird though.
And while the title of this blog may have lied to you on the first two counts, I assure you I am a gamer, no matter how many Y chromosomes or girlfriends I have (currently a 1:1 ratio). So while I have no specific mission statement, there will be plenty of articles on gaming and tech and such. You've been warned, the phasers have been set to NERD.
Well, I think thats enough exposition for now, don't you think? I'll be back tommorow or the day after to make a more substantive post, probably a whole spiel on why the internet becomes totally useless on April 1st. Happy April Fools Day!
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